dating brad garrett - Movie quotes about online dating

We're ten hours from the f--kin' fun park and you wanna bail out. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! " - "Apes don't read philosophy." - "Yes they do, Otto.

Beverly: Let's discuss why you continue to involve me in your sex life. I was swatting his bottom with your brand new ping-pong paddle. Penny: I just want to know why a five-year-old boy puts on his mom's make-up and wears balloon boobies. And the make-up was green, I was pretending to be The Hulk.

Bernadette: Here's what's going to happen: I'm going to take a bath, you're gonna do the dishes.

She diveth not, she leapeth not from the pier; but by gentle shocks and cries of protest she entereth slowly; yet when the waters of love encompass her, then she is supported.

She swimmeth in her joy; she floateth on the tide of happiness.

The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. We're all gonna have so much f--kin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our god-damn smiles.

You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me." Annie Hall (1977)"I know we've only known each other for four weeks and three days, but to me, it seems like nine weeks and five days.

Most of us love to watch romantic movies with our love ones.

When it deeply touched our hearts, we usually end up remembering those sweet lines said by the characters of the story.

But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Gentlemen, let's get to work." - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn." - "Yep." - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger." - "Yep." - "That's right.

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